Time is ticking, 60 minutes to escape. Starring Austin Abrams and Josh Brolin, Whalefall arrives in theatres this Friday.

— 20th Century Studios Canada (@20thCenturyCA) October 14, 2026

Eric M. Smith (born December 8, 1965) is an American general who has served as the 39th commandant of the United States Marine Corps since 2023.

@god posting birthday wishes online while ignoring the group chat is peak divine parenting

— Judas (@insiderJudas) December 26, 2025

Ashley, the existence of other *sends John Cena to ask Scott and moms other followers to back the off*

happy birthday to my first born

— God (@god) December 26, 2025

I’m high as a kite. Merry Christmas everybody!

— Jesus Christ (@jesus) April 21, 2025

sell out https://www.gematrix.org/?word=long+live+all+the+magic+we+made

Jesus clones himself;

This is a parody

— Jesus Christ (@jesus) November 7, 2022

I don't exist.

— God (@god) April 2, 2026

forgive me for asking for mine; - domain and space with family

how to fish and make the fish pay - fisherman *drops balls of steal*

You don’t need to tell people you follow me in your bio. It proves nothing.

— Jesus Christ (@jesus) September 26, 2022

Thank you on behalf of the amazing people of SpaceX, Tesla, Neuralink and Boring Company, without whom anything I have done would have been impossible

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 8, 2026

*releases the barbarian Levon* - doxing trespassers i never returned from the plane *cheers dutchess*

https://t.co/XOVqKjFXT6

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 10, 2026

i am here to rescue father; - Mother

Yesssss

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) October 10, 2026

holy you’re chosen

— Simon Says (@xSimon_Says) October 10, 2026

provided by slander. - mary was witness the torah

Snake vs Worm pic.twitter.com/fNlFQkIv80

— Reno Mo (@morens_crypto) May 28, 2026